There are 2 types of tourist…

oraziamortimerSeptember 20, 2021September 20, 2021Apple and Banana

By request: what happens when a grumpy banana and a very optimistic apple visit Australia? (Please note: I’ve never been to Australia and am *not* a zoologist.)

(Looks at an enormous fanged spider.)
Banana: Apple...
Apple: It's only a spider!
(Looking at a grumpy looking snake)
Banana: APPLE...
Apple: We have snakes as home!

(Looking at a crocodile):
Apple: Wow! Just like the zoo!
Banana: APPLE!!!
(View of an airplane)
Apple: Why are we going home early?
Banana: ...Apple...

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