Author Archives: oraziamortimer

Full disclosure: I am Banana, except for frequently forgetting to backup.

When Chaotic Good meets the Twelve Days of Christmas.

Very silly, but does include medical-ish scenes.

When you adopt your pet, make sure you’re just adopting a pet, and not an agent of Ragnorak. Because a puppy isn’t just for Christmas (or Halloween).

When it comes to IKEA, I’m Banana. I don’t know anyone who’s Apple when it comes to deliveries.

By request: what happens when a grumpy banana and a very optimistic apple visit Australia? (Please note: I’ve never been to Australia and am *not* a zoologist.)

The library can be soothing for some, stressful for others. NEVER try and jump the hold queue.

I love museums. Haven’t been to one in a loooong while. And of course sometimes they’re too crowded to enjoy quietly. I LOVE the British Museum, but let’s face it, some of their collections were, basically, stolen. Anyway, it’s Banana’s birthday!

Everyone needs a holiday sometime, and never – NEVER – get between a villain and her chips.