Author Archives: oraziamortimer

Very silly, but does include medical-ish scenes.

When you adopt your pet, make sure you’re just adopting a pet, and not an agent of Ragnorak. Because a puppy isn’t just for Christmas (or Halloween).

When it comes to IKEA, I’m Banana. I don’t know anyone who’s Apple when it comes to deliveries.

By request: what happens when a grumpy banana and a very optimistic apple visit Australia? (Please note: I’ve never been to Australia and am *not* a zoologist.)

The library can be soothing for some, stressful for others. NEVER try and jump the hold queue.

I love museums. Haven’t been to one in a loooong while. And of course sometimes they’re too crowded to enjoy quietly. I LOVE the British Museum, but let’s face it, some of their collections were, basically, stolen. Anyway, it’s Banana’s birthday!

Everyone needs a holiday sometime, and never – NEVER – get between a villain and her chips.

The pandemic continues here in the UK, and I’ve only had one jab – which is to say I’m still spending a lot of time at home and here’s another adventure with my favourite cranky fruit. (I feel like Apple’s coffee of choice tells you all you need to know about him.)

Time to meet… So, pandemic 2021 included a nine week full lockdown in the UK. In winter. The only thing creative I did was this extremely self-indulgent, quite silly comic about a cranky banana and a chaotic good apple buying jam. With a villainous watermelon. Fine art is not, shall we say, my strong point.