Very silly, but does include medical-ish scenes.
Author Archives: oraziamortimer
My tribute to the Great Pumpkin and all who celebrate.
When you adopt your pet, make sure you’re just adopting a pet, and not an agent of Ragnorak. Because a puppy isn’t just for Christmas (or Halloween).
Fun (?) with Flat Pack
When it comes to IKEA, I’m Banana. I don’t know anyone who’s Apple when it comes to deliveries.
There are 2 types of tourist…
By request: what happens when a grumpy banana and a very optimistic apple visit Australia? (Please note: I’ve never been to Australia and am *not* a zoologist.)
The library can be soothing for some, stressful for others. NEVER try and jump the hold queue.
Not the villain
I love museums. Haven’t been to one in a loooong while. And of course sometimes they’re too crowded to enjoy quietly. I LOVE the British Museum, but let’s face it, some of their collections were, basically, stolen. Anyway, it’s Banana’s birthday!
Of Villains and Chips
Everyone needs a holiday sometime, and never – NEVER – get between a villain and her chips.
He just wanted a mocha…
The pandemic continues here in the UK, and I’ve only had one jab – which is to say I’m still spending a lot of time at home and here’s another adventure with my favourite cranky fruit. (I feel like Apple’s coffee of choice tells you all you need to know about him.)
Cranky Banana and Happy Apple
Time to meet… So, pandemic 2021 included a nine week full lockdown in the UK. In winter. The only thing creative I did was this extremely self-indulgent, quite silly comic about a cranky banana and a chaotic good apple buying jam. With a villainous watermelon. Fine art is not, shall we say, my strong point.