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Category Archives: Apple and Banana

Test of a True Friend

When the evil army comes… … you need to know who you can count on.

Posted byoraziamortimerDecember 2, 2022November 26, 2022Posted inApple and BananaLeave a comment on Test of a True Friend

Chaotic Good

Sometimes, chaos just needs the time it takes to pop to the corner shop…

Posted byoraziamortimerNovember 29, 2022November 26, 2022Posted inApple and BananaLeave a comment on Chaotic Good

How to (not) use your laptop wisely

Full disclosure: I am Banana, except for frequently forgetting to backup.

Posted byoraziamortimerMay 23, 2022May 18, 2022Posted inApple and BananaLeave a comment on How to (not) use your laptop wisely

Twelve Days of Chaos

When Chaotic Good meets the Twelve Days of Christmas.

Posted byoraziamortimerJanuary 6, 2022January 5, 2022Posted inApple and BananaLeave a comment on Twelve Days of Chaos

An Apple a Day…

Very silly, but does include medical-ish scenes.

Posted byoraziamortimerJanuary 6, 2022January 5, 2022Posted inApple and BananaLeave a comment on An Apple a Day…

Fenrir

When you adopt your pet, make sure you’re just adopting a pet, and not an agent of Ragnorak. Because a puppy isn’t just for Christmas (or Halloween).

Posted byoraziamortimerOctober 26, 2021October 26, 2021Posted inApple and BananaLeave a comment on Fenrir

Fun (?) with Flat Pack

When it comes to IKEA, I’m Banana. I don’t know anyone who’s Apple when it comes to deliveries.

Posted byoraziamortimerOctober 18, 2021October 15, 2021Posted inApple and BananaLeave a comment on Fun (?) with Flat Pack

There are 2 types of tourist…

By request: what happens when a grumpy banana and a very optimistic apple visit Australia? (Please note: I’ve never been to Australia and am *not* a zoologist.)

Posted byoraziamortimerSeptember 20, 2021September 20, 2021Posted inApple and BananaLeave a comment on There are 2 types of tourist…

Library

The library can be soothing for some, stressful for others. NEVER try and jump the hold queue.

Posted byoraziamortimerJuly 7, 2021July 7, 2021Posted inApple and BananaLeave a comment on Library

Not the villain

I love museums. Haven’t been to one in a loooong while. And of course sometimes they’re too crowded to enjoy quietly. I LOVE the British Museum, but let’s face it, some of their collections were, basically, stolen. Anyway, it’s Banana’s birthday!

Posted byoraziamortimerJune 30, 2021July 7, 2021Posted inApple and BananaLeave a comment on Not the villain

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